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  1. A lawyer's dog

    時間:2020-10-21 15:25:59 英語笑話 我要投稿

    A lawyer's dog

      A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog's owner?" The lawyer answers, "Absolutely." "Then you owe me $8.50. Your dog was loose and stole a roast from me today." The lawyer, without a word, writes the butcher a check for $8.50. Several days later, the butcher opens the mail and finds an envelope from the lawyer: $250 due for a consultation.

      律師的狗,沒有拴而到處閑逛,它來到一家肉店,偷走了一塊 烤肉。店主來到律師的辦公室,問道“如果一條沒栓的狗從我的商店里偷了塊肉,我有權利從狗的主人那里要回損失嗎?律師答道:“完全可以”,“那你欠我 8.50美元,你的`狗沒栓而且今天從我的店里頭了塊肉”,律師什么都沒說,馬上給他寫了一張支票。一些天后,店主打開郵箱,發現一封來自律師的信,信上寫 道:咨詢費250美元。

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