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  1. I wasn't dead

    時間:2024-06-17 20:16:22 英語笑話 我要投稿
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    I wasn't dead

      A young man fell into a state of coma, but recovered before his friends had buried him. One of them asked what it felt like to be dead.

      "Dead!" he exclaimed. "I wasn't dead. And I knew I wasn't, because my feet were cold and I was hungry."

      "But how did that make you sure?"

      "Well, I knew that if I were in heaven I shouldn't be hungry, and if I was in the other place my feet wouldn't be cold."

      一個年輕人昏死了過去,但是當他的朋友們要掩埋他的時候卻又蘇醒過來。他的一個朋友問他死的感覺是怎樣的。

      “死!”他喊道“我并沒有死,我知道我沒死,因為我的腳是涼的,而我又很餓。”

      “你怎么能肯定你沒死?”

      “當然哪,我知道如果我上了天堂,我就不會覺得餓;如果我下到地獄,那我的腳就不會是涼的了。”

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