Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and
give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain. There
was no sign of the lion. "What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?" asked the chief. "Forget the damn lion!" he howled. "Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?"
偉大的獵手 Jonesie 有個小村莊正為 一只吃人的獅子而煩惱。 于是， 村長派人去請偉大的獵手 Jonesie 來殺死這只野獸。 獵手躺著等了幾個晚上，但獅子一直沒有出現。最后，他要求村長殺只羊然后把頭皮給他。把羊皮披在身上后，獵人到草原上去等獅子。 半夜，村民被從草原傳 來的聲嘶力
竭的尖叫聲驚醒。他們小心地靠近后，看到獵手正躺 在草地上痛苦地呻吟。 沒有獅子出沒的蛛絲馬跡。 怎么了?獅子在哪?”村長問。 “哪個傻瓜把公牛放出來了?” “Jonesie， “哪有獅子!”獵人怒吼道。
Weather Predict A film was on location deep in the. One day an old Indian went up to the director and, "Tomorrow rain." The next day it rained. A later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow." The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He
told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks. Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director, "and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be
like?" The 天 Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "Radio is broken."
天氣預報 一個電影攝制 crew 在 desert 深處工作.一天,一個印度老人到導演跟 前告訴導演 said "明天下雨."第二天果然下雨了. 一 week 后,印度人又來告訴 導演說,"明天有 storm."果然,第二天下了雹暴. "印度人真神,"導演說.他告訴秘 書雇傭該印度人來預報天氣. 幾次預報都很 successful.然后,接下來的
兩周, 印度人不見了. 最后,導演派人去把他叫來了."我明天必須拍一個很大的場景," 導演說,"這得靠你了.明天天氣如何啊?" 印度人聳了 shoulders."我不知道,"印 度人說,"收音機壞了."