The doctor knows better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead.” said the doctor,
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "be quiet, "said the wife.”The doctor knows better than you!"
醫生懂得多
一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫生說:"我怕他已經死了."
聽到醫生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫生比你懂得多."
Good news and bad news
T he doctor is talking to a woman in a hospital bed. "I have some good news for you and some bad. First the bad news -- we amputated the wrong leg. Now here is the good news -- we've discovered that your other leg doesn't need to be removed after all."
好消息和壞消息
醫生對躺在病床上的一位婦女說：“我給你帶來了好消息，也帶來了不好的消息。先告訴你一個不好的消息-我們錯截了你的那條好腿。現在我再來告訴你一個好消息，我們發現你的另一條腿沒必要截除了。”
